UR A REDNECK IF................
1. some1 hit ur car but u used the insurance u collected to pay off the car and left the dent there.
2. if u ever sell ur old camaro to buy an older truck.
3. u show up when u want wearing what u want and say whatever u feel like saying.
4. Country and rock sound like a good mix to u
5. Willie nelson is ur hero
6. the word mayonaise has more than one meaning to u
7. if u cant tell the difference between carbohydrates and ur carburetor
8. if bigger really does mean better to u
9. if u play pool all day on a pool table and when u get on the compter l8r u play digital pool.
10. if ur girlfreind has the same first name as ur grandma.